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Sex Tickets
05:14
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Written by Neal Armstrong
lyrics
Lyrics:
Ever since we got Scheer,
You're not allowed to be a queer,
which is too bad - cuz I'll fuck anything that moves
when I'm drinking one dollar beer
(that's No Name, baby, No Name)
The new government
loves to be in control
of every public service
of every private hole
They cancelled basic income
and sex ed too.
If you are transgender,
they want to cancel you.
They also want to cancel.... HOW PEOPLE SCREW.
SEX TICKETS! SEX TICKETS!
Can't have sex if you don't have a ticket
SEX TICKETS! SEX TICKETS!
Hand in your ticket ‘fore you lick it and stick it!
Sex tickets are pink.
They come with one free drink (so hook us up).
Call that toll-free number
do the horizontal rhumba.
Once the service fees are paid,
You, my friend, you can get laid!!
Call before midnight tonight...
Get a free marital aid.
Let's do it!
SEX TICKETS! SEX TICKETS!
Can't have sex if you don't have a ticket
SEX TICKETS! SEX TICKETS!
Hand in your ticket ‘fore you lick it and stick it!
I am just a law-abiding citizen.
I had some sex tickets - I had to get rid of them.
It wasn't motivated by some carnal thirst,
the fact is my sex ticket expired on the first.
So I got myself a partner,
He was clinically clean.
I got myself another...
that would make three.
It was to be my very first threesome!
I was about to have some fun.
I looked down at my sex ticket and it said:
THIS TICKET ONLY ADMITS ONE.
SEX TICKETS! SEX TICKETS!
Can't have sex if you don't have a ticket
SEX TICKETS! SEX TICKETS!
Hand in your ticket ‘fore you lick it and stick it
"Let me tell you people,
if you don’t buy a sex ticket,
you’ll end up just like me.
I'm a lonely man." (So lonely!)
"I can only use my hand."
And not even Margaret Atwood could see
with her visionary acuity,
the price they would place on fertility
in times of scarcity.
And not even George Orwell could know
that they would rob sex from the poor
but when desire is cut, desire grows.
In the words of Corpusse:
Red light means go.
RED LIGHT RED LIGHT
GO GO GO
RED LIGHT RED LIGHT
GO GO GO
RED LIGHT RED LIGHT
GO GO GO
RED LIGHT RED LIGHT
GO GO GO
SEX TICKETS! SEX TICKETS!
Can't have sex if you don't have a ticket
SEX TICKETS! SEX TICKETS!
Hand in your ticket ‘fore you lick it and stick it
"We shall abolish the orgasm.
There will be no loyalty,
except loyalty to the party."
credits
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I Wanna Be a Hologram
03:06
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I’ve been a human for a long time
I found it pretty dreary
I thought about killing myself
but then I heard a theory
that humanity is a hologram
made by alien entities
I prayed, Xenu, let it be true
Pretty, pretty please
I wanna be a hologram
I don’t wanna be real
I wanna be a brain in a tank
cuz I don’t wanna feel
I wanna be a digital simulation
not an analogue abomination
I would take the blue pill
I would never unplug
it’s your typical run-of-the-mill
alien reality drug
I can’t think of a single reason to be alive
If I’m not a piece of data
in the Matrix hard drive
I wanna be a hologram
I don’t wanna be real
I wanna be a brain in a tank
cuz I don’t wanna feel
I wanna be a digital simulation
not an analogue humiliation
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4. |
Dumpster Dive
04:14
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A GARBAGE TRUCK
IS YOUR BANQUET HALL
A TRASH COMPACTOR
WILL MAKE YOU SMALL
MAYONNAISE IN THE HEAT
ROTTEN MILK... RANCID MEAT
DUMPSTER DIVE! DUMPSTER DIVE!
GOTTA EAT OUT THE TRASH TO STAY ALIVE!
DUMPSTER DIVE! DUMPSTER DIVE!
GOTTA EAT OUT THE GARBAGE TO STAY ALIVE!
THE CITY'S PACKED (so packed, so packed!)
WITH HIDDEN SNACKS (yes it is! yes it is!)
I SUGGEST YOU LOOK BETWEEN THE CRACKS
IT'S IN THE DUMPSTER, YEAH... IT COULD BE CLEANER, YEAH
BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK?
I DON'T - I DON'T... CUZ YOU'RE A GLEANER!!
DUMPSTER DIVE! DUMPSTER DIVE!
GOTTA EAT OUT THE TRASH TO STAY ALIVE!
DUMPSTER DIVE! DUMPSTER DIVE!
GOTTA EAT OUT THE GARBAGE TO STAY ALIVE!
MORTADELLA IS HELLA GOOD
EVEN WHEN IT'S AS HARD AS PETRIFIED WOOD
THE MEAT OF AN UNKNOWN BEAST
EVERY DUMPSTER IS A POTENTIAL FEAST
THAT'S EACH PEACH PEAR PLUM
SOMEBODY'S GARBAGE WILL GIVE YOU SOME
OF THAT WHITE CHEESE, BLUE CHEESE, PEANUT BUTTER
IF IT AIN'T IN THAT DUMPSTER- TRY ANOTHER!
WHITE CHEESE, BLUE CHEESE, PEANUT BUTTER
IF IT AIN'T IN THAT GARBAGE - TRY ANOTHER!
DUMPSTER DIVE! DUMPSTER DIVE!
GOTTA EAT OUT THE TRASH TO STAY ALIVE!
DUMPSTER DIVE! DUMPSTER DIVE!
GOTTA EAT OUT THE GARBAGE TO STAY ALIVE!
STAY ALIVE! STAY ALIVE! STAY ALIVE! STAY ALIVE!
STAY ALIVE! STAY ALIVE!
GOTTA EAT OUT THE TRASH TO STAY ALIVE!
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5. |
Superhighway
05:56
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6. |
Megamachine War
03:38
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Lyrics:
In a world driven by death
an iron lung takes a breath
It's a robotic creepy peeper
and it's breathing down my neck
In a world prepared for pain
your mummified remains
are dug up and used again
in a big chess game
In a world wired for war
you can't even hit the floor
without peasants eating your body
and still they clamour for more
OK MEGAMACHINE WAR!
I drink soylent
I live to pay the rent
I work for my vacation
I support vaccination
MEGAMACHINE WAR
What are humans for?
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!
MEGAMACHINE WAR
What are robots for?
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!
I am an android
I stare into the void
Sometimes the void will stare back
I am a programmed panic attack
MEGAMACHINE WAR
What are humans for?
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!
MEGAMACHINE WAR
What are robots for?
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!
2 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5
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